Parody of "Another Saturday night"

Another Saturday night,

and I can't fight nobody,

Their all so drunk and I'm in their way.

How I wish I could

carry a clubby,

I'm in an awful way.

I moved in about 7 months ago,

and the apartment, it looked just fine,

if I hold my breath, turn sideways, and suck my tummy in,

I can get into that bed of mine.

I walk out on the casino floor,

and spy others that look so fine,

if they drink then I can get em,

to the door I have to send them,

that's how I'm in the fix I am.

Oh it's a Friday night and I ain't

got nobody,

I had a paycheck that the bills ate away,

how I wish I had someone to talk to,

it's been a year since I last got laid.

BaaaHahahahah!!

I am so silly....kel