Daggoneit!

I done broke my alliteration,
it has left, gone on vacation.
My metaphors have gone kaput!
I don't even know where to begin to look.
My tired ol' brain, has dropped reframe,
(I gazed sadly upon it's last remains.)
And I simply cannot find my simile,
it made a face and ran from me.
Sigh..now where did I put my pen?
Daggoneit! Oh Never mind.
The END.