Feline Escapades

"Surely you must be mistaken! I would never! Heh! Heh!"

There is a cat

that goes exploring,

while Mommy is curled up,

boisterously snoring.

Upon the counters

he will stalk,

his calling card is fur,

left from his walk.

Though forbidden

while I am obviously awake,

he settles curiosity

on those visits he takes.

He is not a thief,

this cat debonair,

it is simply his way of

saying "Gilligan was There."

And a "neener-neener" to Mommy,

With a paw to his nose,

nobodies can tells

where a Gilly cat can goes.

*A cheeky fellow*

is my friend, that cat,

only at sleep time

is he ever a brat.