The Ol' Gray fart

For old times sake....I felt semi-inspired.

Singing..."The ol' gray fart
he ain't what he used to be,
ain't what he used to be..."

well..hmm..maybe that is not true.
Some people never change.
They just change partners.

'Wondering if he has
already cheated and
lied about it?'
( taps fingers and thinks)
The magic eight ball says 'Most likely'
Wonder if ' Mommy' even has a clue
about how you do the things you do.

Oh well...hey!
You are getting older too!
HA!
oops....sorry..that just burst out.

Singing again..
"The Ol' gray fart he ain't what
he used to be....well. I take that back,
one part still is, minute and in control.

A very Happy Un-birthday to you.

In 5 more years you just might be worth talking to...might.

To someone anyway.
Whomever that person may be.

Maybe Number 4???? ( does a cheer leader jump!
rah rah..and all that stuff.)

You go!  Hugh Hefner.

I would not be surprised one whit.
Your ego makes up for your....

I Could make a rhyme with that...
but that phrase has already been taken
by a previous partner.

Happy B-Day...
to the mighty betrayer.